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A REJOINDER TO IBRAHIM MODIBO SANUSI: YOUR MENTOR AND YOUR AI BOTH FAILED YOU WOEFULLY


*By Iliyasu Ephraim Jabankogo*

I have perused your verbose yet vacuous epistle entitled _"Greed, Ambition, Deceit or Entitlement: What Truly Happened Between El-Rufai and the Three Judases?"_ with profound disappointment. It is not merely intellectually shallow; it is a monumental testament to poor tutelage and even poorer artificial intelligence.

Whoever you look up to as your political mentor, and whatever AI application you consulted to generate that piece, both conspired to embarrass you. Your mentor did not teach you politics; he indoctrinated you with fallacies. And the AI you used did not generate well for you - it merely recycled incoherent sophistry.

Permit me to deconstruct your treatise and educate you accordingly.

*1. ON YOUR FABRICATED PREMISE*

You asserted that Bashir Saidu, Jafaru Sani and Abdu Kwari claimed they made El-Rufai politically successful.

This is a classic strawman argument, symptomatic of intellectual indolence. Where, when, and how did they make such a claim? Produce a single verifiable video, audio, or signed press statement where Alhaji Bashir Saidu ever arrogated to himself the creation of Malam Nasir El-Rufai.

You cannot, because such declaration never existed. You invented a false premise to validate a premeditated conclusion. This is not analysis; it is mendacious conjecturing. No one claimed to have manufactured El-Rufai. What history records is that they stood with him, laboured with him, and operationalized his vision when he had no structure. To conflate solidarity with self-glorification betrays a fundamental deficit in English comprehension.

*2. ON KINGMAKERS AND KINGS: A LESSON YOUR MENTOR OMITTED*

Your write-up reveals that your political education was grossly inadequate.

In the sophisticated architecture of politics, there exists a distinct dichotomy: those who CONTEST and those who MAKE IT HAPPEN. There are KINGS, and there are KINGMAKERS.

A Kingmaker may never aspire to wear the crown, yet without his strategic dexterity, grassroots network, and political sagacity, no king emerges. Baba Bashir Saidu epitomizes this rare archetype. His relevance is not measured by elective office, but by his prodigious capacity to make others attain it. His mere imprimatur in Zone One carries more political currency than your entire generation can muster.

If he were merely an "old schoolmate" devoid of value as you condescendingly asserted, why has his resignation precipitated such apoplectic anxiety within your camp? Irrelevant men do not induce panic.

*3. ON YOUR FICTITIOUS LEGALISM*

Your most egregious display of ignorance was your assertion that _"by Nigerian law, a serial dismissed FG employee could not be appointed by the State or FG, hence El-Rufai pleaded with the State Assembly."_

This is legal fiction at its most ludicrous. Which law? Cite the specific provision of the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (as amended), the Kaduna State Public Service Rules, or any extant White Paper that proscribes the appointment of a dismissed federal employee as Chief of Staff.

You cannot cite it, because it does not exist.

If such a legal impediment existed, do you imagine that Kaduna State in 2015 was bereft of a virile opposition? The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) then was the most formidable opposition in West Africa. Had there been an iota of truth in your assertion, the PDP would have litigated it, weaponized it on the floor of the House of Assembly, and sensationalized it in the media. They did not, because your claim is a figment of your AI's hallucinatory generation.

To suggest that a man of El-Rufai's unyielding disposition would stoop to "plead" with a State Assembly to clear a legally encumbered individual demonstrates that you have no modicum of understanding of governance.

*4. ON THE BAD PRODUCT*

You alluded to the ADC primary and Jafaru's inability to secure the ticket.

Let me apprise you of the unvarnished truth your principal will never disclose to you: Is it betrayal to conscientiously refuse to market a BAD PRODUCT? A product whose packaging is defective, whose content is uninspiring, and whose candidacy cannot even resolve the internecine crisis within his own party? A perennial contestant renowned for electoral misfortune?

Wherever Malam is presently, he is lamenting bitterly over this unmarketable political commodity in Kaduna State. He knows intrinsically that this product is unsellable. If Malam were to disembark today, nobody would be discussing your aspirant. The only reason his name resonates is because you are parasitically leveraging Malam's nimbus to market him.

Therefore, cease your puerile incantation of "betrayal." Tell us: How did they betray him? By refusing to follow a bad product?

*CONCLUSION*

In summation, your article is an amalgamation of sycophancy, historical revisionism, and AI-generated mediocrity. It unequivocally proves that your mentor, whom you revere, taught you abject nonsense, and the AI you employed to articulate your thoughts did not generate well for you.

You labelled Baba Bashir a Judas, yet you lack the intellectual wherewithal to comprehend the metaphysics of his political relevance. He is a Kingmaker. A Kingmaker does not need to be King. He makes Kings.

Return to your mentor. Inform him that his pedagogy is flawed. And upgrade or discard that AI that generated such pedestrian gibberish for you.

History cannot be rewritten with bad grammar and worse logic.

*Iliyasu Ephraim Jabankogo* Kachia LGA, Kaduna State.

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